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PROTAGONISTS
Loquaculus
Race: Human
Age: 16
Sex: Male
Likes: Flowers, butterflies, shouting at the top of his lungs
Dislikes: Nothing~!
The main character. Sadly, he’s possibly the stupidest person to ever exist. We apologize for this.
Poopus
Race: Plunger
Age: Unknown
Sex: ???
Likes: Nothing
Dislikes: Loquaculus, idiots, being stuck to Loquaculus’ head
The other main character. Really the only reason it has main character status is because it’s stuck to the OTHER main character’s head.
GODS AND GODDESSES
Jupiter
Race: God
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Likes: Throwing thunderbolts, women, sex, his children
Dislikes: Everything else
God of Olympus. Rules over Earth.
Apollo
Race: God
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Likes: Being amazing, Mercury, people in general, mirrors
Dislikes: When people mess up his hair and/or steal his cows, manual labor
Apollo is quite spoiled and definitely fits the brat stereotype. His best friend is Mercury. He’s the god of music, light, and lots of other stuff.
Mercury
Race: God
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Likes: Going on adventures, playing pranks on people, stealing cows and getting away with it, Apollo
Dislikes: Getting caught when stealing/playing a prank, spoiled brats
Mercury is pretty much the exact opposite of Apollo. He enjoys working hard and stealing stuff. He’s the god of medicine, and the messenger of the gods.
OTHER CHARACTERS
Tacitus
Race: Human
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Likes: Nothing
Dislikes: Nothing
Loquaculus’ late brother. He’s seen a total of one time before he kills himself.
Caterina
Race: Human/God
Age: 18
Sex: Female
Likes: Her late husband
Dislikes: Loquaculus
Tacitus’ widow.
Aurelia (Loquaculus’ Mother)
Race: Human
Age: 35-ish
Sex: Female
Likes: Almost everything
Dislikes: Being kidnapped
She comes out of a closet, gets taken away by Jupiter, and has yet to reappear.
PROTAGONISTS
Loquaculus
Race: Human
Age: 16
Sex: Male
Likes: Flowers, butterflies, shouting at the top of his lungs
Dislikes: Nothing~!
The main character. Sadly, he’s possibly the stupidest person to ever exist. We apologize for this.
Poopus
Race: Plunger
Age: Unknown
Sex: ???
Likes: Nothing
Dislikes: Loquaculus, idiots, being stuck to Loquaculus’ head
The other main character. Really the only reason it has main character status is because it’s stuck to the OTHER main character’s head.
GODS AND GODDESSES
Jupiter
Race: God
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Likes: Throwing thunderbolts, women, sex, his children
Dislikes: Everything else
God of Olympus. Rules over Earth.
Apollo
Race: God
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Likes: Being amazing, Mercury, people in general, mirrors
Dislikes: When people mess up his hair and/or steal his cows, manual labor
Apollo is quite spoiled and definitely fits the brat stereotype. His best friend is Mercury. He’s the god of music, light, and lots of other stuff.
Mercury
Race: God
Age: Unknown
Sex: Male
Likes: Going on adventures, playing pranks on people, stealing cows and getting away with it, Apollo
Dislikes: Getting caught when stealing/playing a prank, spoiled brats
Mercury is pretty much the exact opposite of Apollo. He enjoys working hard and stealing stuff. He’s the god of medicine, and the messenger of the gods.
OTHER CHARACTERS
Tacitus
Race: Human
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Likes: Nothing
Dislikes: Nothing
Loquaculus’ late brother. He’s seen a total of one time before he kills himself.
Caterina
Race: Human/God
Age: 18
Sex: Female
Likes: Her late husband
Dislikes: Loquaculus
Tacitus’ widow.
Aurelia (Loquaculus’ Mother)
Race: Human
Age: 35-ish
Sex: Female
Likes: Almost everything
Dislikes: Being kidnapped
She comes out of a closet, gets taken away by Jupiter, and has yet to reappear.