A Late VDay Gift for You All February 21st, 2009, 4:39 pm
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Just be happy it’s not Twilight

HOSNAP! BAND UPDATED! IT’S A MIRACLE! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER! THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! YEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Now that we’ve gotten that out of our systems...

Late V-Day update: I have a story to go with this, ‘cause I know y’all are like “WTF?”

So anyway, there was a nymph named Daphne (no, she did NOT have red hair and was NOT in Scooby Doo). Her papa was a lake (yeah, a lake). Her papa expected her to settle down and get married, but Daphne was like, “EFF YOU, DAD. I WANNA BE SINGLE AND LIVE IN THE WOODS AND RUN AROUND ALL DAY!” And after a little persuasion, her dad said it was cool.

SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE :o

Then one day, Apollo was talking to Cupid. Since Apollo is such an ass, he was making fun of Cupid’s arrows. He was like, “Uh, that’s my weapon. Arrows are srs bznz. You shouldn’t be using them for love you weirdo perv.” So Cupid went, “Psht. You’re an ass.” And he pulled out a golden arrow and an arrow made of lead.

AT THAT SAME MOMENT Daphne was frolicking through the forest, being her nymph self.

So Cupid shoots Apollo with the golden arrow, which makes people (and apparently gods) fall in love with the first person they see. He then shot Daphne with the lead arrow, which makes people (and apparently nymphs) hate the first person they see.

Lo and behold, they caught sight of each other.

And Daphne ran.

And Apollo ran after her.

Apollo was shouting “ILU” the entire time, and Daphne was shouting, “WTFNO” the entire time.

Then Daphne spotted her papa and went “DADDY! APOLLO IS A CREEPY PERV AND HE’S GONNA RAEP ME!” Her dad went, “OHSNAP” and turned her into a laurel tree.

And that’s why Apollo’s favorite tree is the laurel tree.

Also, this doesn’t mean I’m updating with a comic page anytiem soon C:

And I know that’s not a laurel tree. Don’t be a smartass.

Posted @ February 21st, 2009, 4:41 pm

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SHIT DUDE. Now I'm going to have to draw some fan art of this comic in exchange for this randomly hilarious story!

It was the best version of it EVER 8D

Posted @ March 2nd, 2009, 7:49 pm